Oh you won't get me with such an obvious temptation!Ha!
What?
Oh.
Oh.
*hangs head in shame*
(What?
Oh.
Oh.
*hangs head in shame*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:00,
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It's very disturbing.I've a comedy gig on friday and that's half my set out the window.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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Try something along the lines of "Do you 'member in the 1980s when ... ?"Peter Kay managed to get a career out of it.
Failing that, a monkey with an aqualung, and knives strapped to it's hands and feet, vs a shark. Who wins?
(Failing that, a monkey with an aqualung, and knives strapped to it's hands and feet, vs a shark. Who wins?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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Living in the Fens is a great source of 'comedy gold'Beastiality, insest, daft folk. Trouble is when I do local gigs they think I'm reading the news out of the parish magazine.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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Ah.Well in that case, something about people from London being miserable and rude, perhaps.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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I was born in London.You know what they say, "You can take the boy out of London, but you can't vomit on the homeless".
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:15,
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I can.It's one of my superpowers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25,
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Excellent!I must now battle my way around the M25. I may be some time.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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You can't?*stops sticking fingers down throat*
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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