The problem is,
the Oompah Loompahs are so small that he has to wrap them in gaffer tape first to stop them from splitting.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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As Mick Hucknall once sung:
Bunny's too tight to mention.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40,
archived)