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# Van 'The Bug Butcher' Zorn


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Van “The Bug Butcher” Zorn is a Rhodes Scholar exterminator who is completely and utterly content annihilating bugs for the rest of his life. Previously, Zorn researched health disparities in indigenous populations, a career path that took him to Peru. It was there that he stomped on his first insect, an eye-opening experience that he relished immensely. Following this insect epiphany, Zorn returned to the States and promptly took a job with Orkin. Upon entering an infested room and blasting it with a shit-ton of insecticide, Zorn is known to emit a high-pitched carnal scream that can be heard five miles away.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# david icke?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
Van Zorn
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# that's what they want you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# David Icke?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# David Icke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Avid dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# dyke on a bike ?
(Zoidaroid, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Weird thing is,
if you blended the faces of most of the cast of Father Ted, it's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# David Icke?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Rusty Goffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Richard Madeley?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# The bastard offspring
of Richard Madeley and an Oompah Loompah, having been out rutting in the meadows of Willy Wonka's factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# *waves goodbye to childhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Much like Augustus Gloop,
He disappeared up the chocolate pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh man... mental image! Mental image! Need vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# The problem is,
the Oompah Loompahs are so small that he has to wrap them in gaffer tape first to stop them from splitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Much like that rabbit one time...
I mean uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# "then I turned it inside out and it was all fluffy and stuff."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# As Mick Hucknall once sung:
Bunny's too tight to mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Haha :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The Oompah Loompah isn't tall enough to be the giver,
so Richard always gets to be the "man", but he's a good guy at heart and always has the common courtesy to give a reacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This weeks mental image:
Oompah Loompahs with bright orange erections.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shame nobody compo'd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It's never too late...
Oompah loompah oompity spluff,
Richard's using my arsehole instead of a muff,
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sprouting from green pubes
white chocolate spunk flying everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Man milk chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
# A spluff and a half in every half pound
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Blimey, it is too
correct skin colour and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# How young is his daughter?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:45, archived)
#
she is 13. and she loves killing bugs, too, maybe even more than her dad
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)