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# ^
good advice

accomodation is one that catches me out a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I just remember it by this rhyme:
"Accommodation,
two c's, two m's,
Is how you write it,
Not with two c's and one m,
Or one c and two m's,
or one c and one m,
Funky chicken."
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I tend to get the shits with simple typos more than anything else
Then again, most of my day involves reading resumes so I guess it comes with the territory.

"Attentino to detail" is the one that annoys the most. The first time it was actually pretty funny. A few hundred times in, I'm not smiling anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# We had someone send in a covering letter saying that they understood what a demeaning position they were applying for
(also someone who, applying for the position of "Digital Marketing Assistant", sent their CV by fax)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I got an "I am an extremely aggressive and determined individial ....with strong intrapersonal communication" the other day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I get quite peevish with seeing people struggle with the word "tongue"

NO IT IS NOT SPELLED "TOUNGE", YOU FUCKTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# It's spelling gone rouge
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
Those goddam rouge traders
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# i saw that exact spelling mistake yesterday
when the flautist next to me had to write in his part "take tounge bar out".

amateurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I almost always write "philosphy".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)