[citation needed]
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33,
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you make me sound like a colossal perv
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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Most people are, aren't they?
It's just how comfortable you are with it. Personally, I'm so comfortable with it I'm about to fall asleep.
Which would obviously be a hideous waste of the £200 I spent on these paraplegic siamese twin midgets dressed as Hitler to fellate me through a sieve with for the next forty minutes.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43,
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i hope you got a receipt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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Of course.
I'm writing it off as a business expense.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50,
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see, this is why i need a job
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54,
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like a colossal perv exactly like I am
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43,
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my secret* is out!
*not very secret at all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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