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# :-D
(Mister Smelly Farts Dropped His Guts On, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
Hahaha... Great responses, guys! Glad to be here at B3TA. :-)

(Mister Smelly Farts Dropped His Guts On, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Welcome
kitten up a leaf, chair a shop, you'll never pull

[edit] That's much better www.tineye.com/search/9936cefb51673b00ae29f2379b732953f360cc5f/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Retraction
Mr Clueless Egg Cunt would like to retract his 'ha ha' comment, replacing it instead with a 'disapproving frown' and a 'please try harder'!
Mr Clueless Egg Cunt admits he should have known better, but also would like to point out that he was, as his moniker would suggest, Clueless.

(..and an egg cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# even i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# what, my word not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Your word doesn't mean diddly-squat when the moon is full, the hormones are rising and there's a male around
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hmmm, good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Ooops
*puts pants back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# they're a little tight, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Look, I've just eaten, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# when the sign says "all you can eat"
they don't expect you to take it literally
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# But I do
There's a nice Thai/Chinese/European buffet not far away that does all-you-can-eat.

OM NYOM NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# there's quite a few round here
i tend to stick to the chinese veg these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
# This article about "Would" is a stub. You can help b3ta by expanding it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# The neutrality of this article is disputed.
Please see the talk board for further bullying.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# This QOTW answer has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the reply page.

It does not cite any references or sources. Please help improve it by citing reliable sources.

It contains a plot summary that may be too long or overly fabricated.

It may require cleaning up to meet b3ta's quality standards.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Can I have another orange?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, of course you can.
Remember that there's ice-cream for afters, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Pfft.
Edit: Boooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh dear...
www.tineye.com/search/9355394e40a7d59891277a50486fd4d2ad102cb9
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ^ this...but with more !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# !
PRESS

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# eartha kitt's really let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# For someone who died in 2008, I think she looks pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Also: Christmas day.
Her and James Brown are probably singing carols in hevan wiv da angles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# i'm not into lesbian necrophilia myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# [citation needed]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# you make me sound like a colossal perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Most people are, aren't they?
It's just how comfortable you are with it. Personally, I'm so comfortable with it I'm about to fall asleep.

Which would obviously be a hideous waste of the £200 I spent on these paraplegic siamese twin midgets dressed as Hitler to fellate me through a sieve with for the next forty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# i hope you got a receipt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Of course.
I'm writing it off as a business expense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# see, this is why i need a job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
like a colossal perv exactly like I am
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# my secret* is out!





*not very secret at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)
# All the cool kids are...
Get with the beat, daddio!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to dirtbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# and, of course dear Reader, she went there... ;-)
I love you, Smash *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hello, Jimmy.
The mainboard is for pics and gifs you've made or manipulated.
Posting other people's work, no matter how funny, is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# ... Unless you're a regular... Or a mod... Or some other classification which is made up on the spur of the moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I like to call that classification "a boris"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# A helpful nudge at the start might prevent any further such atrocities occurring.
Get 'em while they're malleable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# yeah, some of us thought that 4-5 years ago
didn't work then, either :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# The news is graver than I feared. Burn everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I love you!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)