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[challenge entry] It tastes like fucking germoline...

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# It does have a peculiar flavour. Quite unlike cider. Strangely plasticky. Not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I particularly liked the joke on Sickipedia
Wherein, having drunk some Cidre, the bloke wanted to battre his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Didnt see that
but just that amused me.

Sorry, amusde me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# They should relaunch it
as an emetic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *googles emetic*
yes. yes they should.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I certainly can't think of any other reason for which people would drink Stella.
Reassuringly vile.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Gotta drink stella yo
all mah boys do and wouldnt want to look like a cunt by buying a drink I actually want, rather than a drink they all do. How can I show off my individuality unless I drink the same as them?

You no nuffink.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)