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# I have just finished a neuroscience degree
And I managed to get 'shatner's bassoon' into two of my exam answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# i fucking love this
i got a c in maths for answering questions with "how the fuck should i know?" and "stop asking such fucking stupid questions!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I enjoyed drawing complicated anatomical diagrams
and adding arrows to ?? and here be dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Aged 11, I put my religion down on a school form as, 'Devout member of the cult of Monty Python'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# bloke i'm dating atm
has his religion down as jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I should have put Jedi down on the census.
Not big a Star Wars fan though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i just put none
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:02, archived)
# 'nun' !?!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I saw her form
actually wrote 'none, Chuck'

btw, nothing explains why you are so good at the old ninja edits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# explains why i'm so good at the old ninja edits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Ha
Age 11 I was as ecclesiastically aware as the mud I was playing in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# and couldn't spell 'devout' if you had a pantful of it ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Still can't.
.. Should probably change my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# My final school report said '...has a very well developed sense of humour.'
I was delighted.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# my headteacher said i was a genius
he was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# which = 'clown'
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)