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# landed on it
yeah, right. the weirdest one was in FHM. old woman complained about 'green vines' growing out of her 'virginny'.
turns out she'd shoved a potato up there to either stop evil coming out or stop it getting in.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh god
finished my mars bar just before i read that, thank fuck.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# damn!
so close!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)