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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Cyber sock monkey in first frame - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Is that the bloke who's had his heart replaced with a briefcase?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
oddly enough it's just part of the pump in the smaller anim above, but i think it looks a bit like mason verger.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Introducing sentient thoughtjape.
Only from PHUKCORP.

Ed: This is fucking superb btw also Gigeresque.
spotify:track:7oo61M4WtM90JRIOA6t6DK (Thé à la menthe (The lazer dance version) by La Caution)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# thanks
they're clips from a trailer of a movie called taxidermia A BIT NSFW, KINDA GOREY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# GOODGUT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# engine porn?
whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# dunno
people shoving jars up their arses and having them smash?...oh wait....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# arf!
actually saw something funny on scrubs today. bloke had a lightbulb up his arse. doctor says "either this guy's got a lightbulb up his butt or his colon just had a great idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# that is actually quite good for a crap show
i was watching that hospital show on channel 4 a while back, and the nurses were talking about strange accidents.
one chap had a toilet brush shoved up his arse and claimed that he slipped off the toilet and landed on it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# landed on it
yeah, right. the weirdest one was in FHM. old woman complained about "green vines" growing out of her "virginny".
turns out she'd shoved a potato up there to either stop evil coming out or stop it getting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh god
finished my mars bar just before i read that, thank fuck.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# damn!
so close!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# fucking beautiful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# This is very NIN circa Closer
Directed by Mark Romanek
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Happiness in Slavery
www.dailymotion.com/video/xlkkw_nin-happiness-in-slavery_music

PREPARE THE FUCKMACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I like this
Is it from a Jiggawank Fuck Machine?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# no
it's from the b& prequel, Jiggapump Fuckwank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# whoah!
brb, lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)