*comedy mis-reads*[ The spurtle (or 'spirtle') is a Scots kitchen tool, dating from at least the fifteenth century. It was originally a flat, wooden, spatula-like utensil ... ]
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:33,
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IndeedLooking forward to this year's Golden Spurtle Awards already. This is Jackie Bird, Scottish News, Scotchland.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:42,
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I think I can win that one!*unzips*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:45,
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