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# No.
They're just naturally bastards. I've been having this argument for the past few weeks with Mrs V. She claims there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. I agree with this, except for Jack bloody Russells, which by nature are yappy, vicious little shits. They're the canine version of the small bloke in the pub that constantly wants to take out the big guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
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^^^^ This, very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I've known some good-natured Jacks, but even the best ones are majorly ADHD.
If they don't flip out and go bitey at the sight of another dog, they flip out and want to be it's best mate in the whole world, and hassle it until it wants to twat them one instead.

Although following your analogy I'd have to say that a miniature poodle is the crack-whore in the corner with the razor-blade in her hand screaming 'I know my rights!' at the coppers coming in the door.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ADHD, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)