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[challenge entry] Stay vigilant!

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahah spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I think that ordering depends on whether you're human or lapine.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It's a personal thing, Jack Russells just don't seem to like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# No.
They're just naturally bastards. I've been having this argument for the past few weeks with Mrs V. She claims there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. I agree with this, except for Jack bloody Russells, which by nature are yappy, vicious little shits. They're the canine version of the small bloke in the pub that constantly wants to take out the big guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
^^^^ This, very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I've known some good-natured Jacks, but even the best ones are majorly ADHD.
If they don't flip out and go bitey at the sight of another dog, they flip out and want to be it's best mate in the whole world, and hassle it until it wants to twat them one instead.

Although following your analogy I'd have to say that a miniature poodle is the crack-whore in the corner with the razor-blade in her hand screaming 'I know my rights!' at the coppers coming in the door.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ADHD, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fair enough
I'd go Staffy, Jack, Yorkie, Airedale, Scottie.
The bulls are far more dangerous than a bad-tempered jack. Yorkies are vicious little psychos, airedales are fine if you don't piss them off, but I've never seen a Scottie with the hump...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I think a Staffy's more likely to have your leg off,
but when it comes to taking out a bus with several kilos of semtex, it'll
be a Jack Russell everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Staffies are soft as shite by nature
unfortunately most are owned by violent thugs who teach their digs to eb violent thugs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# That may be so,
but I still wouldn't trust a Jack Russel with rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Oh Jack Russels just piss me off
If you're gonna have a dog, get a DOG.
Not a small yappy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Agree
Maybe 1% of the Staffies I've met are aggressive and are then always
owned by twats. At least they give you some warning and never go
for you at their full potential.
JRT's seem to give little warning and then would kill your extended
family if present.
Scotties are evil incarnate. I have the scars to prove it.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# it's bloody Bedlington round these parts
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# *Googles*
A dog made of pipecleaners, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Haha
aces
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Same goes for elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# "Shenanigans potential" hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^^^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fucking superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# staffies are great
 
the others are all just a bit dim
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Very good.
Very good indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yorkie+No 1 RED DANGER!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)