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(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# But if you're holding a knife it makes you run faster!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *gets*
pfft
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaa!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# are you allowed
to fire cheese cubes and pickles out of the gun and onto the knife, thus supplying tasty party snacks for the pirate on the go?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# yes but no pineapple.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# perish the thought!
the only pirate who would even entertain the notion of pineapple in his snacks was pink beard the odd, who disappeared in barbados one night after attempting to insert a petrified anaconda somewhere it was never intended to go
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)