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I suffer from skull fucking headaches brought on by spacking/flashing images.
I guess I can't stop you from posting them, but think about the b3tans that suffer because of them :(

on June 1st 2012 I stumbled across a StockImage website
that had (all?) the Smug B*stard meme images
you can find a link to 55 of the smuggest images here

I also had a mysterious tweet sent to me
"Smug's balcony is at Alsterglacis 7, 20354 Hamburg, looking SE. An hour well spent. Can't post on b3ta #lurker"


if you'd like to contact me or give me loads of cash for work drop me a line :)

What people have said about prodigy69

You're like the Chris Moyles of b3ta.
Not funny, a bit thick, a nasty little cunt and yet inexplicably popular. - Mr Eraserhead

B3ta Prayer

Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us from the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!

By We are the lemon. Chapter:3:16

Mr. Happy toast Zombied me

my tribute to a nice chap

used one of nikon fella's photos..r.i.p. meester
we'll all miss you


r.i.p. Jessie we'll all miss you and your lovely comments and support :)x

Recent front page messages:

Jimmy Savile's Manic Minor

(Wed 2nd Oct 2019, 13:40, More)

she's alive and well

(Thu 5th Sep 2019, 19:07, More)

(Thu 15th Oct 2015, 19:11, More)

not a movie poster, fuck it...have it

(Wed 8th Apr 2015, 11:53, More)


not sorry
(Tue 23rd Dec 2014, 14:38, More)

Carry on Coked up the Wisp

(Thu 30th Oct 2014, 21:41, More)


(Thu 19th Jun 2014, 22:07, More)

(Thu 31st Oct 2013, 10:01, More)

(Tue 5th Feb 2013, 14:48, More)

bean lookin' up skirts

(Thu 3rd May 2012, 13:48, More)

at the end of the day she shat herself RIP Shitney

(Sun 12th Feb 2012, 11:22, More)

Release the hounds!

Click for bigger

(Wed 18th Jan 2012, 9:02, More)

(Thu 29th Dec 2011, 11:10, More)

(Fri 29th Jul 2011, 13:40, More)

shame it wasn't Pete Doherty..

(Sun 24th Jul 2011, 14:01, More)

(Thu 16th Jun 2011, 20:47, More)

(Thu 2nd Jun 2011, 15:34, More)


(Thu 19th May 2011, 14:14, More)

(Fri 22nd Apr 2011, 23:09, More)

(Sun 13th Feb 2011, 22:06, More)


(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 15:02, More)

(Mon 29th Nov 2010, 10:47, More)


(Wed 24th Nov 2010, 22:31, More)

smile :)

(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 12:50, More)

(Mon 7th Jun 2010, 19:56, More)


(Fri 7th May 2010, 8:03, More)


enjoyin' lost?
(Mon 15th Mar 2010, 13:11, More)

(Thu 11th Mar 2010, 23:49, More)

(Thu 3rd Dec 2009, 23:12, More)

(Sun 29th Nov 2009, 22:52, More)


(Wed 12th Aug 2009, 16:14, More)

(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 23:03, More)


be nice it's his first day..
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 13:22, More)

260 big ones and I'll throw in some kittens, deal?

(Tue 23rd Sep 2008, 14:47, More)


(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 14:35, More)

Super Villain potion: Test 1

(Sun 10th Aug 2008, 20:39, More)


(Wed 26th Mar 2008, 10:13, More)

'ave it!!

(Wed 5th Dec 2007, 21:16, More)

he longs for the call of the sea

(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 12:58, More)


(Mon 19th Nov 2007, 14:49, More)


(Thu 15th Nov 2007, 15:06, More)


meh! :)
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 22:02, More)

*flips in*

*flips out*
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 0:47, More)

and the fools said it never happened!! :)

(Thu 14th Jun 2007, 0:13, More)

Vincent Van Sock

(Fri 25th May 2007, 12:47, More)


(Wed 13th Dec 2006, 21:25, More)

'ning :)

(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 9:22, More)

sorry :)

(Tue 27th Jun 2006, 19:28, More)


(Sun 18th Jun 2006, 18:41, More)


(Thu 9th Feb 2006, 0:07, More)

neenaw neenaw

(Thu 6th Oct 2005, 16:53, More)

right.....who's next?

'ave it!!

[my website]

(Mon 15th Aug 2005, 21:25, More)

fuzz aldrin :)

[my website]

(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 15:57, More)

and the next song goes out to Barbera..who is 73 today..
he's also avalable for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs

[my website]


(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 15:45, More)


(Mon 27th Jun 2005, 16:02, More)

who will it be?

(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 12:54, More)


(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 13:10, More)

they're crap swimmers

(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 12:01, More)


they have lovely singing voices
(Tue 30th Nov 2004, 21:21, More)

Tone Loc - Funky Coleman dinner

(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 14:31, More)


blimey fp :) thank you all
(Wed 18th Aug 2004, 18:18, More)

click..go big..now!!
(Sat 14th Feb 2004, 15:07, More)

evening all :)

(Wed 4th Feb 2004, 0:46, More)

he was a huge hit at the hamster ball

(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 15:15, More)

billy's magic banger world tour



(Sun 16th Nov 2003, 13:56, More)

if you listen you can hear them scream

(Fri 3rd Oct 2003, 15:49, More)

run bod run!!

(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 17:18, More)

Best answers to questions:

» B3ta Person of the Year 2010

Mutated Monty for still making things for b3ta and for the tv

and for not fucking off and leaving us as soon as he found a bit of fame :)
(Thu 16th Dec 2010, 22:37, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

I stuck my fingers up at the queen as she went past in her limo'
during a primary school trip..I hope she remembers me :)
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 18:27, More)

» Conspiracy theory nutters


/board troll
(Sun 30th Aug 2009, 2:07, More)

» Tramps

I once saw a tramp in Glasgow shouting at something in an amusement arcade window.

As I walked nearer the arcades I found out he was hurling all sort of abuse in the direction of this little teddy bear who was just sitting there minding his own business.

something about fuckin' [something] basta' been drinkin..[something]

the little guy looked like he was holding his ground in the shop window and just gave him a steely look..

I didn't see what started the argument.
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 1:11, More)

» Stupid Tourists

some dumb american tourist asked me
why Edinburgh castle wasn't built nearer the airport
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 16:44, More)
[read all their answers]