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# David! Behind you...!
Behind You!
Oh...sorry, my mistake.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I was lamenting only yesterday
that we can't do the great gag of old...

"What's on the tele?"
"A fruitbowl"

...'cos teles are so thin these days.

Although you could probably still get away with the Monty Python gag.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
'dust' works too
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# *makes notes*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# raaaaaacist!
I noticed they'd put a black copper behind him. Cynical cunts. Just did a quick google image search, and the only other time a black protection officer shows up outside Number 10 is when Obama is visiting!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)