I'd fucking love a portal gun though!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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I'd use it to put a little hole in the seat of my chair that goes straight into the toiletThat way I could poo at my desk at work.
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boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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Ahahaha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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thank youi foresee three problems with this
1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit
but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
(1) i'd be sitting naked (or at least trouserless) at my desk
2) i'd have to have two portal guns so that i could make a flush, too
3) it would begin to smell a bit
but to be reasonable, these aren't problems so much as being all teh fun.
boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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Are you trying to tell us you aren't naked now?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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I'm wearing a jumperIt's a bit chilly here today
( boris the spider,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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