spray paint skunk piss
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:12,
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We were discussing this at work
and an alternative suggestion was horse semen. That might make 'em run for it...
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:30,
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