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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] which reminds me
made this at the weekend just before i passed out...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# is it gay when you hold your friend's hand while he/she comes? I would say yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# are you holding their hand?
or are they holding yours?
is there any squeezing?
there are far too many questions here. you really ought to be more specific.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# a good firm grip around the wrist from both parties is probably recommended, particularly if one of said parties is suspended from a high place, to heighten his/her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Even if your friend is the opposite sex? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# the opposite of sex is physically impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Hmm... *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# don't be inviting anymore mo mowlam posts now.
remember what happened last time.
the hamsters can't take it.
not again.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# It's a pretty shit movie to boot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# No, it's only gay if balls touch
Take the dutch rudder for example - TOTALLY NOT GAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# DUTCH RUDDER AHOY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# the best part about a dutch rudder is that IT'S NOT GAY
although you do have to say 'no homo' a few times
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)