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# Nicely done!
Mmmmrrrrrraaaaaaaaoooooowwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# How do you make a dog go meow?
Strap it to the front of a Formula 1 car.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# How do make a budgie go cheep?
Halve the price

etc

etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# How do you make an gorilla go "Wank"?
Beat it with a stick until it does your bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# "go wank"
is an anagram of Gok Wan
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Gok Wan is an anagram of
"Awful, arrogant, professional homosexual that needs to be shot."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I passed him in the street the other day
He looked at my haircut, smiled and nodded approvingly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# You were in there
You could have been nuts deep within 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Did he tell you to get your bangers out?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)