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# he's getting the hang of it now...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Nicely done!
Mmmmrrrrrraaaaaaaaoooooowwwwwwww
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# How do you make a dog go meow?
Strap it to the front of a Formula 1 car.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Set fire to it.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# How do make a budgie go cheep?
Halve the price

etc

etc
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# How do you make an gorilla go "Wank"?
Beat it with a stick until it does your bidding.
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# "go wank"
is an anagram of Gok Wan
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Gok Wan is an anagram of
"Awful, arrogant, professional homosexual that needs to be shot."
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I passed him in the street the other day
He looked at my haircut, smiled and nodded approvingly
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# You were in there
You could have been nuts deep within 10 minutes
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Did he tell you to get your bangers out?
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# haha ^_^
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# He needs to clip those apexes...
Woo!
:D

(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# yay!!
:D
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Haha.. great stuff...
(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)