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# i'm dog-sitting
so stuck at my sister's house with a telly that has stopped working fr some reason. had to kip on the couch as i can't stand the memory foam mattress she's got. thus the waking up early.
it has not been a fun experience, what with barking and fire and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# jesus, i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# might make another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# i may do some ironing. now THAT'S boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# feel a bit sick, now
ham and raisins clearly wasn't the right breakfast choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# it can be fairly boring on here at this hour
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# mmmmm, looking at pictures of my hotel
this time next week, i'll be there, getting pissed in a rooftop jacuzzi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# All I can offer you (and many others)
is a fish butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# that would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Special edition butties too
only 5000 will be made (I actually want one myself now)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# do they come with a certificate of authenfishity?
/contrived pun is contrived
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# You get a badge and photo of me with said sarnie,
plus free annual membership to the Dennis the menace club.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# that'll do nicely
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# yes
was lighting the cooker, lit my hair as well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# you cooked the ham and raisins?
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# no, this was last night
disastrous stir-fry effort
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
* Sorry... "Oh dear, are you ok?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# still smell of burnt hair, but i'll get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)