ah, actually my focus wasn't on your size (congrats, nonetheless)
but I've always been amazed that such a huge creature as a bull elk can muster only an unimpressive squeal. I think they're gay
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LS18,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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that might explain their decline in numbers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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