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# How to stay skinny
by Oprah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# so
not sticking two fingers down her throat after each pie, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# that can only work for 5 pies at a time
more than that--it takes toes, or a really good friend
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# pah!
i managed to puke twice last night with no fingers needed!
that's the last time i eat those bloody straight to wok noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# sorry I missed that spectacle
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# when it comes to new foods
i'm definitely on a learning curve
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# stay away from anything labeled "rancid"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# pfffff
that'll be the ex, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# reasonable pricing here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i prefer home-made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# well, some of us aren't that domestic
(sniff and run types)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# i'm very domestic
and rather gassy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# then you will relate to this
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# heheheheh
who told you i haven't had sex for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# just goin' by what I heard on b3ta
that when you fart it sounds like a commercial for the Japanese auto industry :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# sounds more like a rather forlorn elk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# ah then--nothing as robust as one would expect for your size
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# my size has greatly reduced
as has the resonance of my pantsongs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ah, actually my focus wasn't on your size (congrats, nonetheless)
but I've always been amazed that such a huge creature as a bull elk can muster only an unimpressive squeal. I think they're gay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# that might explain their decline in numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOGIS TO BREATHE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# stone cold fact . . .
when you can't breathe, nothing else matters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Butt the memory remains
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# maybe on some dusty obituary
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# GANGSTA BOOGIE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)