I want to employ you as joke reviewer
for all my future social get togethers.
(
Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?,
Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:32,
archived)
I'm very expensive
but it's a level of quality that you can't get anywhere else
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:46,
archived)