Your mother sells whelks in Hull
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:17,
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never tried a whelk
probably never will
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 19:30,
archived)
Then you probably won't like this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:23,
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