Looks like a case of budgie smuggling to me.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:02,
archived)
Well, for his sake, I hope he's smuggling some sort of avian creature
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Joliet,
Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:06,
archived)
Well it's not big enough to be a cock :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 30 Aug 2011, 13:08,
archived)