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# I've got a psychotic Ninja mouse in my garden at the moment
it's so mental it stands it ground in one of my bird feeders obviously trying to vibe me out whilst i'm having a smoke
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Might be more european than asian.
If it yells "Redwall" and comes at you with a darning needle, run for it.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# This guy knows it's Ninjutsu
One time it was vibing me out I took the fag out of my mouth and it bolted and suddenly jumped about a foot from the feeder onto the garden fence. I audibly gasped
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# If I could enjoy a smoke right now....
A heard of merording wilder beast could stampead through my living room all wearing tutus.. and I'd be so into enjoying the smoke, I wouldn't notice....
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)