Well, that's a nice morning welcome, one must admit.
(The bread rolls, I mean, not being raped over the knuckles. That'd be quite an unpleasant morning welcome for all but a few 'specialists').
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:12,
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I'm now laughing horribly at
the idea of a seedy coastal B&B, off-season, that specialises in waking blokes at 7am on Sunday with a horrific sexual assault,
of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27,
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of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.