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[challenge entry] took this in a few years back at breakfast. seems fitting :]

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(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# oh grow up! :P

EDIT:*sees compo subject*

Carry on :D

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# That's a pretty racy breakfast, one must admit.
I hope the landlady came round, saw what shenanigans you were up to, and rapped you over the knuckles with a ladle before turfing you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:01, archived)
# It was laid out like that when i got there ;)
also I read that as raped you over the knuckles :(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Well, that's a nice morning welcome, one must admit.
(The bread rolls, I mean, not being raped over the knuckles. That'd be quite an unpleasant morning welcome for all but a few "specialists").
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:12, archived)
# ha
yes it wasn't one of "those" hotels :)

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# I'm now laughing horribly at
the idea of a seedy coastal B&B, off-season, that specialises in waking blokes at 7am on Sunday with a horrific sexual assault,
of such baroque and elaborate depravity that the local police are left utterly baffled, and so the whole case get kicked into the long grass,
and the B&B prepares for yet another busy weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# this compo is officially shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
so is your face ha!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
# *puts head in bidet*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Bread is shit
only retards eat bread, it's for fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE BREAD IT IS FOR WINNERS
BREAD IS FOR WINNERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 3:15, archived)