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From the Sexy Everyday Objects challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
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Customer: “This ham smells off. Smell it. I want a refund.”

Me: “I’m sorry that it was off, sir. I’ll refund you now.”

Customer: “Aren’t you going to smell it?”

Me: “Um…it’s okay. I believe you.”

Customer: “It smells terrible!”

Me: “I’m sure it does, sir, but it’s not necessary for me to smell it. I’ll just give you the refund.”

Customer: “How do you know I’m not lying if you won’t smell it?”

Me: “Sir, I am not going to smell your ham.”

Customer: “SMELL MY HAM!”
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I should think the correct response at that point...
is to draw and let off a warning shot over their head.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# there, there--
some people are just not born hamsniffers
(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)