maybe this board isn't the best place for you to visit
it can get quite "naughty" :)
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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I misread this bit, I thought it said 'lobster'
"...rubs her vulva against an inanimate object such as a bolster to achieve orgasm."
Too much Derek and Clive.
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MisterPunch did it that way on,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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