Why did the knob pervert the chicken?Because the chicken had never had a knob stuck up him before while he was crossing the road and, despite the illegality of performing such acts on the public highway, he was hooked and there was no looking back.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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Isn't it some kind of temporal paradox you being here at the time of day?Also: Alreet, Guv?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Anybody seeing this must think it's a negative reality inversion...But nonetheless, to answer your second question, yes thanks. Hope you're alreet too.
Good heavens, aren't you looking dapper in that colossal hat, you sly old rogue or something!
(Good heavens, aren't you looking dapper in that colossal hat, you sly old rogue or something!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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