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# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon folks
we want jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I haven't seen any news for days. What's happening in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Kennedy was shot.
JF, not Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# OK. Cheers.
*Crosses JFK off Christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Charles *took* a shot or two though
Mostly whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# He was turned down for the Wash & Go ads
...because he liked to take two bottles into the shower

ithankyow, try the veal, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# My knob's 12"
I don't like to use it as a rule
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I said Hershey bars were nice, this statment makes me thick, as I'v just eaten one, and it tastes like sick
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# That's the consensus in my office too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Yer... I remember have a bit of it years ago... and thinking how really nice it was...
I was chatting on board saying this a while ago... however I bought a full bar from adsa yesterday and have just eaten it... every mouthfull I was going Jeeez it tastes like sick, I'm sure of it... but how...

I just did a search to read my orignall conversation... and in the first page of results for hershey... there is just comment after comment about how it tates like sick...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# American confectionary seems to be very hit-and-miss for me...
Some of them:

Reeses peanut cups - awesome
Twinkies - excellent
Milk Duds - disappointing
Butterfingers - ok, nothing special
Hersheys - nasty
Hershy's cookies and Cream - not that bad, but not that good, either
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Agreed on Reese's peanut cups & Milk Duds
I never did manage to find a Twinkie when I was in America for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You joking....
I thought they were like as ubiquitous as mister krippling..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I really liked them, although I get the feeling it's one of those things a lot of people will hate - it's perhaps a bit *synthetic* if that makes any sense
I could be wrong ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Reeses do a peanut and caramel bar that is nice.... can't remember what its called....
As I said.. I had couple of pieces of hersheys years ago and was like wow really nice.. just eaten a bar now.... and literally thought I must be imagining the taste..."How could it sell for so many years if it tastes like sick" I thought, but then reading the comments on search, loads of other people say exactly the same.. sick sick sick..!!

Not had any of the others you mentioned ... appart from the peanut cups.. which I thought were OK.
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I'll have to look out for the reeses bars!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Just looked... they're called "reese's nutrageous"
I get them from Sainsbury's

www.google.co.uk/search?q=reese%27s+nutrageous&hl=en&safe=off&biw=800&bih=449&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=oQNhTtCPMMy48gOA273rDw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CA4Q_AUoAQ
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Folk On for mainstage @ Greenbelt 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road
because it had AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# DUBSTEP ISN'T JUST MUSIC. IT'S "WUB WUB WUB" TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE SUBZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Why did the pervert cross the road?
His knob was stuck in the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Oops!
Soz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# The world's premiere Colonel Gadaffi fanzine
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# haha ^this one^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I wish someone would tell me why the pervert crossed the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Because his knob was stuck in the pervert whose knob was stuck in the chicken.
Think Human Centipede.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# was AIDS involved at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# It was the main talking point at the enquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ... In the Court of King Caractacus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
*keyboard narrowly escapes death by tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Edinburgh tram driver gets confused; attempts U turn on tracks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Not making the effort since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Internet – "GADDAFI IS IN UR CEILING"
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I'm a Lybian bussinessman and have $200,000,000,000 oil contract to share
Please send £2,000,000 to pay customs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Gaddafi spotted on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Top Tip
This week I was informed that Udder Cream for cows is much better than normal people skin cream.

*edit* to clarify- I haven;t tried this myself.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# B3ta anounces subscription price-rise for 2012, but fees will be frozen until 2014
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Please check with Happy Toast's lawyers before posting compo entries.
HT - I'm kidding, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Maldini The Great Contortionist...
...sadly dies in his own arms
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# My son needed a new school bag, but couldn't choose between a GI Joe or Barbie one
I think he's bisatchel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Now you're just not trying.
Tee hee hee. :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# TERRORISTS WITH SPEED CAMERAS GIVE YOUR HOUSE PRICE CANCER!!!
/Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# APPROVED BY ESTHER RANTZEN
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# 'KEEP YOUR SPACE JIZZ OUT OF OUT ATMOSPHERE' - NASA
(Maels, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# it's too late for me to read it at work so put what you like
something involving news from the last seven days normally goes down well
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ^ this should win
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Why did the knob pervert the chicken?
Because the chicken had never had a knob stuck up him before while he was crossing the road and, despite the illegality of performing such acts on the public highway, he was hooked and there was no looking back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Isn't it some kind of temporal paradox you being here at the time of day?
Also: Alreet, Guv?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Anybody seeing this must think it's a negative reality inversion...
But nonetheless, to answer your second question, yes thanks. Hope you're alreet too.
Good heavens, aren't you looking dapper in that colossal hat, you sly old rogue or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# /talk mod wanted. Apply within
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# ^ another winnar
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Gadaffi media campaign to make himself a general is "shameless self promotion" say critics.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# very reasonably priced handmade Venetian masks for sale at clayed.blogspot.com
*upper caps
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It's a bit like The Last Starfighter, only with crappier effects, but more plot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Wait until George Lucas buys and releases it on Blu-Ray
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Steve Jobs wasn't broken, he was just holding Apple wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Messing with famous film trilogies is a complete No... Nooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Rolf Harris shot in Lucas mix-up
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Gadaffi apparently spotted in Celeb Big Brother house, here's a map rebels get bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Gaddafi found dead in crashed van – Michael J Fox arrested at scene
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Where did Gaddafi keep his armies? No really, where? He'd like to know too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Lucas unapologetic for new Micky Mouse cameo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Put it back! I liked that other one :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You say Gaddafi, I say Gaddarfi
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# FREE NIPPLE CLAMPS WITH EVERY ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Just send back your name and address,
and Rob or Fraser will personally come round to your house and give 'em a bit of a tweak.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Not got a big enough ranch? Well there's always Blu-Ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# 9/11 - FOREVAH IN owR HARTSz
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Notting Hill arrests carried out with minimal carnival.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)