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# I recently visited an Aldi supermarket to do a little bit of shopping.....
On looking at the cereals they had for sale.....

I spotted one called 'Benefit'

I don't know if the name of this cereal was discribing the health virtues of the product.....

Or pointing out the customer demographic...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Heh, yes. I've seen them.
They're called "Benefit Flakes". Which is amusing, in a bitter kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Haha... didn't see the flakes bit.....
Just saw the benefit bit and Pfftttt'd as I passed by....

Best thing I ever got from Aldi was an £80 espresso machine for £30..!

Spend a little... sit there vibrating a lot due to caffien intoxication..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# someone took this idea to the next level
http://www.benefitbanquet.com/

a critique of some not so wholesome treats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Oh, I fucking love this!
"the Feldhues Group, ‘Your specialists for children’s character meat sausage’, which I’m sure you will agree is good to know, if you want to feed your child character meats."

Bloody hell!

And, I reckon, slices of Billy Bear are quite a Disco meat...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# them's no slices o me, man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Haha... I'd never have guessed Billy Bear was so shit..!!
I eat Asda smart price Muesli... but that's because it's exactly what it should be....oats, wheat flakes, sutanas and almonds with no added salt or sugar or other shit in it... It's great and £1.00 a KG
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I do think the food hating guy may have lead a very lucky culinary life...
compared to many :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i read that as 'Bennett flakes'
what a wondrous thing that would be.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)