Just take up extremely extreme sports or something.Some activity with a high accidental death rate
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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suspend health and safety rulesthat should help
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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