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# A simple solution to: overpopulation...

...global warming, mass unemployment etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# the flaw in this plan
is that suicide is a mortal sin, so they wouldn't go to heaven anyway. believers know this, so they'd never go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Tell them that the other lot said something nasty about their god
and they'll kill each other for you

sometimes they'll carry on doing it for generations
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# i still think cannibalism is the answer to overpopulation and world hunger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# pick a random Smash post and you'll find something about food :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# if you look at it impassively
it's the most sensible and workable solution
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ahahahaha
You spotted that too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# it's something i know a lot about
having to analyze every meal to see if it's something i can safely eat tends to focus the mind somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Safely eat..thats not good.
I have the opposite problem, caring enough to bother, until I'm reminded.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# it's a good thing i make great soups
speaking of which, time for me to eat. should have done it an hour ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I too am a soup dragon.
(:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i'm having scrambled egg on toast
with added spring onions right now. soup is for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Must consider some food, the stomach is complaining.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# shopping day tomorrow
much soup-based food to buy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Do you like cheese or not? I can't remember....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:27, archived)
# i love cheese
but i have to eat it sparingly. the occasional cheese omelette is a nice treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Yay.... My recipie for scambled eggs is.....
For every egg add....

Greated cheese, about as much as you would put on half a slce of bread to just cover it, the cheese must be a strong mature cheder,

One level teaspoon of ENGLISH mustard per egg,

A tiny splash of milk,

Salt and WHITE pepper,

Opptionall is to finish off with finley chopped tomateos and/or ketchup when cooked if desired
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# sounds nice
i may have to give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# If I were selling it to you....
I'd be giving you a money back garantee if you didn't like it...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# try this one
ciabatta, thinly sliced beefsteak tomato on top, drizzled with balsamic vinegar and topped with mozzarella, then grilled until gooey. add salt and pepper. delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Orders basil and oregano to be on standby...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ooo, good call
i'd go for something more chilli-based myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# nature doesn't agree with it, it causes problems, like CJD
biofuel is the solution, half the population hop in to the big energy conversters, bobs your uncle.

Or probably not any more if he's one of the unlucky 50%
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# yes, but i can think of at least a couple of countries who would refuse to go along with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# The usual method then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Who said anything about suicide?
Apres-Life will give you a smooth and sinless departure.
Check out our brochure for the options.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# it's choosing to end your own life
which is pretty much the definition of suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Believers are experts at bending definitions...
...Apres-Life can assist them in this if needed.
Mind you: Apres-Life has never had a single complaint from any of their customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# this thread is making me think of soylent green
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# I cried the last time I watched Soylent green......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Sol getting all emotional over that beef stew
gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I like the line.... from Heston about the cigerettes....."I'd smoke two. maybe three of these every day if i could afford them"
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# i thought it was three, maybe four
either way, it's a cracker of a film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Or a film of a cracker
made from high-energy plankton! Says so on the box!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# mmmm, plankton.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Tis a classic indeed......
I'd say it is deffinitly up there in the top 10 of the films I'v seen more than any other... mainly I suppose because of how old it is and the ammount of times it has been on TV.... but also so good that if it came on tonight I would watch it again....

I can never belive it we you ask someone what they think of it... and some people have never even heard of it, never mind not seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# like my parents
i can't believe they've never seen it. it's in my top ten of classic films, along with logan's run, the adventures of robin hood, jaws and aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# They're all good... but I'v not seen the robin hood one....
Aliens is a great shoot em up... but I prefer the suspense of alien... think I was 15 or 16 when I read the book and went to see it at the cinama....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# well, i'm not getting into the alien vs. aliens thing again
but i highly recommend the adventures of robin hood. i8t's got errol flynn, olivia de haviland and basil rathbone in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# They're both equally good for there genre....
Just one is suspense film and the other is a shoot em up action romp...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Heston is a right tosser...
and the majority of the films he's in are crap, but this one is superb indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha.. I would have loved to hear Barry Norman discribe him like that, back in the day.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Besides...
Technically, it's not ending your life.
It's a mere temporary discontinuation of it, after which eternal life begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# i'm not exactly one of the faithful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# for ...
"the greater good"
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Just take up extremely extreme sports or something.
Some activity with a high accidental death rate
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# suspend health and safety rules
that should help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# *Directs to appropriate website*
www.raptureforums.com/index.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Jeez (oops)
Worrying fruitloopery of the delusional kind.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# ohhhhh...
the bible in water colours.

not sure how robert powell feels about being featured on the website.

if the failed rapture earlier this year isn't it ment to start proper in october?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# The Rapture is towards the end of a number of prophecied events some of which have not yet fully occured
such as Israel has to expand to its biblical boundaries (including the West Bank)....and the re-building of the Temple of Soloman on the site presently occupied by the Al-Aqsa Mosque
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Hmmm, removing the Al-Aqsa Mosque might be a tad controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Personally I think the Israelis have already rebuilt the Temple
They built it out of sight underneath the Mosque and told the outside world that they were simply carrying out an archaelogical excavation


/dons tin-foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Aha! Ready to jack it up into place when no-one is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I find the whole subject scary.
Too many people with uncritical minds and a desperation for hope of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I think it was David Mitchell on QI
who said it would be good if heaven did exist and there was an afterlife, but only atheists could get in.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)