My first job had me cleaning up after proctoscopiesGo with the conscious option - if you're knocked out your subconscious reflex is to try and push the scope out. This causes the doctor to push it back in and it turns into some kind of reverse tug-of-war scenario. By the end you've got a scope covered with shit and blood that some poor fucker has to polish until it is shiny and new.
On a related note: Don't take LSD before going to work.
(On a related note: Don't take LSD before going to work.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 7:33,
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So the shitrags were like karma and shit.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 7:35,
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That has me tending toward the anesthetic alternative. I appreciate your description. Makes sense.
Haha, oh man. That's horrible. I worked in hospitals a long time. Emergency rooms at 3am are a real nightmare. Once upon a time I regularly did psylocibin at one hospital office job.
(Haha, oh man. That's horrible. I worked in hospitals a long time. Emergency rooms at 3am are a real nightmare. Once upon a time I regularly did psylocibin at one hospital office job.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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