anna in marketing is a slag
everyone's had her, she's the office bike
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20,
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Everyone except him
That's what the complaint was about
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:23,
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he's a composite man with a wafer-like body
sex would be difficult and quite likely painful
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:27,
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I like the proper American dough pretzels
Same shape but a totally different taste and texture
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:47,
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i loved those pretzel flips
the ones with dark chocolate on them were lovely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:48,
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I think those ones passed me by
I only really eat the little salty ones when I'm drinking and they're near to hand
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:53,
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i buy them sometimes
they come in handy when i don't feel like a proper meal
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:55,
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