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# Photoshopping is hard work!


Presumably the hacking minigame is replaced with an Excel spreadsheet. As is the story, shooting and stealth.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# His neck seems strangely lacking in contour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# It`s almost like
he isn`t real
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# His face isn't real either and that is positively craggy
It's the disparity that looks odd to me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# looking again
his whole body looks wafer thin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Yeah
Like someone's put a shirt and waistcoat on a cardboard cut-out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# that laptop's fake too!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Plastic surgery perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# anna in marketing is a slag
everyone's had her, she's the office bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Everyone except him
That's what the complaint was about
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# he's a composite man with a wafer-like body
sex would be difficult and quite likely painful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Isn't it always?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# ummmmm
no.........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10528103
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)
# what can i say?
i like pretzels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I like the proper American dough pretzels
Same shape but a totally different taste and texture
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# i loved those pretzel flips
the ones with dark chocolate on them were lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I think those ones passed me by
I only really eat the little salty ones when I'm drinking and they're near to hand
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# i buy them sometimes
they come in handy when i don't feel like a proper meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 23:55, archived)