Blimey so Capitalists are Caring People okaaaaay!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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That makes me appear far more reasonablethan I am...Also: 
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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