I was once told a joke about a Ring-Master at a Circuseveryday he would get wound-up by the Circus Clown throwing custard pies at him, make fun of him and generally been obnoxious, finally he got fed-up with it and sough advice from a Counsellor who told him he should learn to retailiate with some quick-witted banter that would turn the tables on the clown and make him look foolish for his bullying. So the Ring-Master when to a school of witty banter and learnt alsort quick-witted retorts and gained a certificate. He thought to himself 'Just you wait Clown the Big Shoe will be on the other Foot tonight!' and so he entered the Circus Ring and there was the Clown and once again up to his old tricks and humilitating the Ring-Master then sounding and in a proud loud voice the Ring Master shouted 'FUCK OFF YOU RED NOSED CUNT!'
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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Ah - the King of Quick Wit and Ready Repartie (sp?)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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