try making one yourself out of blu-tack and pot noodle leavings
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49,
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I'll have the schematics on your desk by Friday.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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