Of course, if you had any sense, you'd put a motor on it.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:41,
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they're hard to come by when you're pissed and it's midnight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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You're never too pissed to dismantle a lawnmower.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:51,
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and you're never too old to storm a bouncy castle
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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