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# i'm bored. can't you tell i'm bored?
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# woo avoid the fridge though
there's icebergs in it....
*geddit
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# oof!
actually, it's pretty hard to row a bath with a mop
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# Of course it is.
Everyone knows you should punt
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# *slaps forehead*
of course!
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# AQUA MARINE INVERTED PYRAMID AMIST A SPLISHYSPALSH FUTURE JAUNTY VENTURE
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# indeed
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# SAIL SWEET, BLUE INVERTED PYRAMID
sail awaay, sail away, sail away
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# *orinoco flows*
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# Oh great, I JUST MOPPED OUT THE GAZEBO!
:/
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# sorry
i'll bring a sponge next time
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# MIT MULTIPAL GUMMYCHEWS

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# mmmmm, gummy.......
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# THE BOOO BOX

spotify:track:3IaPgG5jhvnTc25xisX6qV (Phat Planet by Leftfield)
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# :D
to a ten-year-old, he's huge
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# heheh
i love Hook, it's embarassing in some places, but tis fun, also made me replace the word me with Smee

^_______________________^

- also, that's Glenn Close with the beard
spotify:track:1uzslVSeSMTgwdzmDZLyqa (Space And The Woods (Cenzo Townshend Mix) by Late of the Pier)
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# hahaha!
i love it, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# what's in it for Smee?
good soundtrack too

youtu.be/izaSOlXYdiA

good clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWSWokSYp-4
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# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# can you not watch youtube still?
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# no
but i'll spazz back down the board when i'm at my mum's tomorrow and have a look then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Jeeeeezus
It's not that important, but you need a puta that can do things like flash.

If you want a good version of XP I'll upload one for you.

^_________________^
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# thanks
but this thing is really on its last legs, it won't let me upload anything new. i'm just hoping my mate can get me a cast-off computer from work
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# SMASH DENIED
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# Please lie down here for duck feet massage
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# PITTAPITTA SEBEN: Noo Dretcht, Noo Danze
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# Du tust mir weh
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# QWELCOME TO PREPFUCK

spotify:track:3cluyTNCND2oy5PFTbqMbJ (Alle Gegen Alle by Laibach)
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# Damn, I forgot about Laibach

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SFcB0vOhQ
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# HE LIFE
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# try it in a cast iron
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# she didn't have one
just a plastic baby bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Life is incomplete without a spot of bathtub sailing
especially in the kitchen on a Friday night
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# i agree wholeheartedly with this statement
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# :D
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# yay!
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# cock or leg?
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# i've got legs, but no cock
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# Eyes of a cold kitchen sailor
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# eyes of a daft as fuck pisshead
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# :)
A bit Edward Lear
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# really?
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# It's what it struck me as
Mix of normal household and epic adventure
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# nice!
when i shouted to my mate "get me the mop! i can't row this thing without the mop!" her sister said "what the fuck is that mental case up to this time?"
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# it' tuesday
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# yes
but i wasn't bored on friday
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# Lies!
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# :D
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# Especially when zonked out of one's mind on tasty alcoholic beverages.
Sailing across the linoleum seas.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# indeed
vodka, bacardi, peach schnapps, cheap wine and cheaper lager :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Of course, if you had any sense, you'd put a motor on it.
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# they're hard to come by when you're pissed and it's midnight
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# You're never too pissed to dismantle a lawnmower.
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# and you're never too old to storm a bouncy castle
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# Sail on!
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# hahaha!
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# That's full-on multitasking
Have a bath
wash your clothes
clean the kitchen floor
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# and get pissed
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#
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# i often do
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