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# Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?

EDIT: 'Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one' - What an image....
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# because you're sitting on your own and giggling like a girl
they're trying to decide if you're a psycho, a simpleton or a possible shag. they want to either run from you, run to you or run you up the back passage.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# O_0
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# don't worry, it's all good :D
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)