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[challenge entry] Should be standard b3tan issue, surely?

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(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Pow! Right up the cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Yes, even the Fluffster has a cloaca.
It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from Hayes. (sp. see me - write out correctly ten times)
Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Haynes, Hatnes, Haunes, Haynea, Hanes, Harness
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Haynes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Oops. It's that kind of attention to technical detail that one expects from
Comrade Quixote de la Puerta Nueva de la Cruz.

I've used my Haynes "How to Correct Typos" manual and tried to edit the above, but may have had too much wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# It's surprisingly easy to strip out and fit a new cloaca
It only took me a couple of hours to change my fluffy's rusty sherriff's badge for a shiny new starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# the phrase "fish engine"
is making me do the giggle thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Fish engine would be a great image challenge
in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
#
Fluffy GTI 2.0 16V twin iceberg fishcotec
(men boles Benea, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha
fish engine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# grand
I'm struggling with an in idea of something about there being fluffers in the pron industry
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# how many thousands of pixels wide will this masterpiece be?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# well we discovered earlier
20,000 is probably the limit.and barryheadwound nearly broke the internet pushing past it. But we spit at the rules, man. we reackon after that there's some kind of smooth slipsteam like breaking the sound barrier
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Based on a full strip down and rebuild?
You animal.
(TitanLX, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Reverse engineering
reverserear
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# and this one...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# does it come with a pull-out section on cuntsheds?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# each week build your
own cuntshed piece by piece. mons pubis and hinges free with first issue
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# culminating with the shiny brass knob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# who knew!
bugger I knew I was doing something wrong all these years

*note to self for future reference: locate the brass knob thing before intiating foreplay
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# you know what they say
practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hey we always do foreplay
we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# what about that thing with the jelly, the funnel and the crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you..
I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?

EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)
# because you're sitting on your own and giggling like a girl
they're trying to decide if you're a psycho, a simpleton or a possible shag. they want to either run from you, run to you or run you up the back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# don't worry, it's all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# They're probably being all coy about it and calling it a "nipsy", one imagines.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)