Don't think real ones do either
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:36,
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Crabs can be hairy fuckers
not sure they are pubes though, unless chest hairs are pubes.
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gaijintendo Regular Member,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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if they do, i'll shave them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:42,
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