I grip the pineapple between the back legs of a goat
and peel it with a sharpened shovel.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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that's a much better technique than mine
I already have a sharpened shovel too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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