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# I can use knife!!!(RabbitMaria&Denizen)Reply03

Take it easy!! I don't need peeler!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Ah! Pineapples...the old ongoing debate
Is something so nice, worth the ball-ache involved skinning em?

PS I like your drawing style, though the content I feel goes over my head somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
# I thought every knew of the blood feud between yiffy nuns and pineapples:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# I live a sheltered life
taking requent naps, avoiding loud noises, or subjects that may cause me to become "excited"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Well I'm not going to be showing you my corned beef collection in that case!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# O_O
*nurse! the screens......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# If by skinning them you mean using a tin opener then yes!
/doesn't buy fresh pineapple blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Pineapple
the ruiner of a perfectly good pizza, and spoiler of cheese on a cocktail stick
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)
# We've got this sort of giant corkscrew thing
which is great at dealing with pineapples.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# So you throw away the pineapple
And open a bottle of wine - good call!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Is Jolly Jack having a laugh???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Yes! Best take on this so far.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# I made the accusation a few days ago...
For what it's worth, it was denied - but I still have my suspicions
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# It's not JJ
Look at the size of the chesticles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# ^ True...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# I'm going to do a post with massive boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Like this?


EDIT: Or did you mean like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Exact source too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# somebody needs to tell her that she is going down on an up escalator
but not for the next 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Well it's not as if she can see anything below her:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# just as well
given what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# She should probably use a peeler for that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Maria: NO Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# OOOOOH! You used a KNIFE on a PINEAPPLE!
EVERYONE knows you don't use a fucking knife on a stupid bastard PINEAPPLE! GOD!!!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# let her lose some fingers
it's the only way she'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I 'peel' mine with a steak tenderiser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I grip the pineapple between the back legs of a goat
and peel it with a sharpened shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# that's a much better technique than mine
I already have a sharpened shovel too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I sit on them for four days
then throw them off a building and eat the remains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I really don't think she can use a knife properly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# are you replying as if the drawing is speaking?
or are you calling emvee maria?

emvee is your name maria?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# only at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# the missus did dress me as a girl again on Friday night :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# get her a real girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# that would imply that I'm somehow an inferior substitute
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# but think how much you'll learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# MV stands for Maria Venuti
www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Australia+World+Premiere+Arrivals+UGt7vmEfJojl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
it all makes sense now

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# who...whu......wha.....HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# TOO SOON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# JJ has been remarkably quiet since you turned up
maybe you're not his stalker, you're him acting as a stalker in a bid to appear more popular?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ^THIS^
that denizen looks too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# maybe the nun is Moguragunsou (she's Japanese)
and the pineapple represents JJ.

Perhaps JJ is bound and gagged and dressed like a squirrel (with tits) in her basement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
# nah, JJ replied the other day, but I haven't seen him drawing since this started
I think mogogoogoo is what JJ calls himself when he is dressed up as a japanese school girl
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# well, we all do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# uh, split personality! :D
dressed as a squirrel, runs naked through the woods, goes to the zoo, shouts at penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# i cannot unsee that image in my minds eye.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# you know he has on at least 4 occasions
that time at the Derby bash was horrific
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# facts i was not aware of
or my mind has choosen to erase.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# *bokes*
mindbleach please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I...I can't stop laugh...!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Phoar, look at the tits on that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# legs akimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I woke up to see THIS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Ohh naughty O///O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I don't mean to give you ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# It's not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Maybe he has scared himself away by his pretend stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# *what i said a few days ago*
I see it as an uber flounce. JJ's pics don't get as much praise as they used to, if only there was some way of seeing if its personal?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I'm pretty certain it's genuine, JJ spoke of her before when she was just hunting him on divy art
unless of course his imagination is really getting the better of him :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Maybe it's an uber-uber flounce
And when he told you about her stalking him on deviant art he was just sowing the seeds for the great endeavour
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# if that is the case it would be the greatest flounce ever
although I do feel a flounce needs to be a heat of the moment disaster, forward planning is just attention seeking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# it could be a sustained rage
built up over two years of cenaris always getting in first. building and building and building, the vein in his temples throbbing evermore violently with every post. he tried satirising it through spider & scorpion but no shakes. so he set about a plan.

"THIS WILL SHOW THE CUNTS!" he cried as he laid out his masterplan. he threw back his head and laughed wildly and hoarsely, the light from the kerosene lamp casting dark shadows across the crags of his face. "BUT FIRST, I'VE GOT TO TELL HAPPYTOAST THAT I'M BEING STALKED ON DEVIANTART. HE'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING!" and he burst into another gale of bitter laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
damn, he used my gullible nature as a cheap pawn in his game again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# we need to develop your cynicism
first stop, read through election manifestos dating back to 1900.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# is it ok that I read that as "cheap prawn"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# *lightning strikes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# "They said I was mad!
MAD!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# To be honest he doesn't post that much anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# certainly doesn't reply that much
zing!
he knows I love him really :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ^ THIS
Her Engish and str'ange mispele ues ofit does make you wondur? ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# pineapple makes my teeth feel sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Good morning Moguragunsou

I don't have a pineapple today. Maybe I should peel something else?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# morning Mr Ocre, I keep meaning to ask
did you invent the colour ochre?

I do enjoy its autumn shades and would therefore like to congratulate the author
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Morning Mr. Toast
Yes, it was during a particularly productive week that I invented the colours mauve, eggplant, ochre and lavenderblush.

Before that, eggplants were bright yellow and autumns were mainly gray and dark greens.

I was in the woods just this weekend. Not very ochre yet over here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# excellent work
I've always felt however that the area between red, orange and purple is lacking somewhat, could you maybe work up some "thrush" or "angry boil"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# yes, #B24C33 really needs a name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Let's call him Bob

Bob the Colour.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hello Bob!

How's #54f6d3?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
# If Bob and #54f6d3 had a child
it would be #83A183 (<link) which is frankly disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I've submitted Bob to the W3C
www.w3schools.com/html/html_colornames.asp

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# If they have any sense, they'd approve of this name*

*within 14 years after submission
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I'll have my minions working on this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Good morning :D Honesty Even if potato or tomato, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I still love your pics
but you really should buy a pineapple peeler® from me, only 1,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# 3p?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Thank you =D
But I just love knife. I bet knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# omae wa mo shindeiru
as Kenshiro would say to the pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Nice Japanese XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)